7/11/2002: Meh, I've been told I need to update this site. Here's your stinkin' update. HAPPY?

1.Comedy Central aired a new standup routine of Gilbert's on "Comedy Central Presents". Check comedycentral.com for air times.

2.Gilbert is also starring in a new children's series. He plays the voice of a robotic bird sidekick named Didgit on "Cyberchase", a PBS math education show, with Christopher Lloyd.

3.According to IMDB.com, Gilbert will appear in two new movies- Back By
Midnight, a Rodney Dangerfield movie, and The Last Request, in a
critically acclaimed Oscar nominee role as The Bum.

4. Rumor has it that GG will cameo again in the new season of "Son of the Beach", doing his Dracula impression. It's unconfirmed though. His other
cameo, in "Chip's A Goy", will probably not be aired again due to Osama
references.

5. Finally, GG auditioned and was the front runnerto host a syndicated version of "Weakest Link", but he didn't get the job, it seems.


11/08, 2001: I could tell you why I haven't updated in almost a year- but I'm too lazy. Anywhoo, BIG NEWS!
Gilbert's in the new Rocky Horror Picture show production (not as Dr. Frank-N-Furter, (un)fortunatly)
Here's the scoop:

"We'd like, if we may, to take you on a strange journey.
ROCKY HORROR RETURNS! BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE.

See GILBERT GOTTFRIED as The Narrator!

Everything you've heard is true: THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW is back on Broadway - with a brand-new cast who'll make ROCKY rock more than ever. But hurry, ROCKY returns for 10 weeks only from October 30 January 6!

Come see GILBERT GOTTFRIED, comedian and star of tv and film, as the celebrity narrator in Broadway's star-studded rock-and-roll blowout, THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW, from November 13 - 18. He'll be taking Broadway on a spectacular new Time Warp in the show CBS-TV calls "the most fun you can have at the theatre this season."

The complete list of celebrity narrators includes:
Robin Leach November 6 November 11
Gilbert Gottfried November 13 November 18
MTV's Dave Holmes November 20 November 25
Jerry Springer November 27 December 2
Cindy Adams December 4 December 9
Sally Jessy Raphael December 11 December 16
Penn & Teller December 18 December 23
Dick Cavett December 26 January 6

They'll be joining ROCKY stars Sebastian Bach as Riff Raff, Jarrod Emick, Kristen Lee Kelly, Liz Larsen, Daphne Rubin-Vega, Jonathan Sharp, Jason Wooten, and Terrence Mann as Frank 'N' Furter.

THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW. As Newsday says, "Broadway finally got a rock musical right!" -- and now Broadway's got it back, for a very special, very limited return engagement: 10 weeks only from October 30 January 6.

Order by Nov. 30th and you can buy one ticket and get one free! There are three easy ways to order:
1) Call Tele-charge at (212) 947-8844 and mention code RHEMBL8
2) Print out this page and bring to the Circle In the Square box
3) Click the following link:
http://www.broadwayoffers.com/index.pl?DCode=RHEMBL8&Source=000
Or, go to www.BroadwayOffers.com and enter code RHEMBL8

The Circle in the Square is located at 50th Street west of Broadway. Valid performances for discount are Tuesday through Friday at 8 and Sunday at 2 & 7. Producer reserves the right to limit the number of tickets available at this price. Offers may be revoked at any time. Tickets subject to availability. All sales final. No refunds or exchanges. Telecharge service charges will apply. Not valid in combination with any other offer or on prior sales. Ticket limit per order is 8. Not valid Oct. 31, Nov. 23-25, Dec. 26-31, or any Saturday Performances. Must purchase by Nov. 30, 2001.

HURRY! YOU HAVEN'T A MOMENT TO LOSE! GO FORTH! HAUL IT! NOW!
Dig?



12/17: I SAID MAYBE, ALRIGHT?! Oh well, I added yet another interview to the Articles and Interviews Page.I also added a hotbed of sex and nudity, but you're gonna hafta look hard for it.


11/24: Added the What's New and Site FAQ. I might load some stuff tomorrow. Hope you all had a happy Turkey Day!